Welcome to the official site of a total stranger. As such, I know that you aren't interested to read about me, that you don't want to meet me, not even to know what I do to earn my life, much less to see a picture of me. Therefore, and to lighten your misfortune of getting into my site, I'm not going to extend the introduction:

"This site contains material that could be noxious for your intellect, so please, see it with caution and use it under your own risk"